Filed under: Legally Blonde
My blonde moments are endless… This one makes the top 5 for sure:
Daniel was driving and I was sitting shotgun. I wore my glasses today, and when I took them off the lights and everything looked SUPER awesome. So I said…
“Oh my God, I wish you could see what I’m seeing right now… Here- I’ll just take a picture.”
It’s amazing I’m in college, let alone passed 1st grade.
Filed under: Legally Blonde
I realized I have a shit ton of epic blonde moments… so I made a new category. SCHWINGGG!
A few blonde moments that occurred within the past few hours:
1.(45 minutes into the movie…) ”Oh my God, I get it! The title is Interview With A Vampire because he’s interviewing a vampire!”
2. “I love Milky Way candy bars… But I didn’t realize I liked them until after I ate one.”
3. “How much do you wanna bet when they make Twix bars, the chocolate is the last thing that goes on?”
Few epic things happened over the past few days. First there was the DFPA Soiree… The picture should say enough.
Tom Campbell and Lauren Serra
Secondly, Swine Flu hit Loyola. Tom and I bought a survival kit which consists of toothbrushes and hand sanitizer just in case. We have also quarantined ourselves to his room, in which we have watched a total of 3 seasons of Will and Grace.
On a funnier note, I had 2 extreme blonde moments today, both of which need to be shared with the world.
Tom: OH MY GOD! SWINE FLU!
Lauren: I READ ITS LIKE A PANORAMIC!
Tom: You mean… pandemic?
Lauren: What’s that?
Alex: Name a country that ends in -ia.
Lauren: CALIFORNIA!
Alex: No… that’s a state.
Lauren: Ohhhh okay. Um… ASIA!
Alex: Sometimes I can’t even comprehend how stupid you are.
With that being said, I’m off to my second to last final of the year =)
[insert signature closing line here]
–Lauren
Filed under: Blog, Legally Blonde | Tags: amazing race, blonde moments, top 10
Sup.
So its 3am. I just finished doing hours of laundry and a good amount of work on my scene with Michelle, and I figured I should write a blog before I go to bed.
Anywho. Tom and I decided we’re going to apply to be on the amazing race. I know, right? How awesome are we?! But I was ichatting with Daniel when I told him about this, and he laughed and said, “You’re way too blonde.” And I got really defensive, and asked him to prove it… Unfortunately, it wasn’t very hard for him to find a lot of examples. So, I decided to compile a list of my top 10 blonde moments. Ahem:
Lauren’s Top Ten Blonde Moments
- Lauren: “You know, I’ve noticed the moon looks bigger every year… Maybe it’s because I get taller.”
- Lauren: “I think I’m going to invent a stair that you could just stand on and it moves for you so you don’t have to walk…” Kristin: “Maybe you can call it an ESCALATOR.”
- Lauren: “Wow, the cars here are all really clean…” Daniel: “It’s pouring rain.”
- Lauren (talking in front of the entire class to a girl from Norway): “YOU’VE NEVER CELEBRATED THANKSGIVING!?” Norway girl: “No, I’m from Norway.” Lauren: “What’s that have to do with anything?”
- Lauren (while in Baltimore): “I don’t understand why all the buses here say Maryland… We’re in Massachusetts.”
- Lauren: “Whoa, your hair looks like an actual ponies tail… OH MY GOD! I GET IT! PONY TAIL!” Emily: “Yah, kind of like cartwheel.” Lauren: “No, it has nothing to do with cartwheels.”
- Lauren (reading an Apple Juice bottle): “No wonder kids have bad grammar! Read this- it says, ‘Hi, Me 5 cents.’” Mom: “No… that says Hawaii and Maine are 5 cents to recycle.”
- Lauren: “DID YOU KNOW THEY DON’T CELEBRATE THE 4TH OF JULY IN AUSTRIA!?”
- Lauren: “It’s weird to me that male cows produce milk.” Emily: “Male cows are bulls.” Lauren: “I agree.”
- Lauren: “Man, Lincoln’s speech must have been really powerful if they named the entire town of Gettysburg after his address.”
Peace. LS
