I think I want to be a psych major. I don’t know what I’d do with it, but then again, what the hell am I supposed to do with a theatre major? Gotta love my tendencies to be passionate about everything and anything that leads to a future with an unstable lifestyle.
Valentines day was interesting. Lots of surprises. Happy surprises. I think. But when all is said and done, my Valentine and current love of my life is still my Michael Kors watch. Three cheers for materialism.
No, but in all seriousness. Today was one of the best days of my college career. I’m kind of obsessed with how awesome my friends are.
I should probably go to bed. I haven’t done much sleeping this weekend… Its funny how backwards my life is right now- I am exhausted all weekend, and then I catch up on sleep during the school week. Fuck the what??
Lyric for the road:
And you can count me in if your skins a little chilly,
Might sound silly, but I will warm you up with my love.
–LS
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You always did kind of drive me crazy and it pissed me off cus I let it phase me, but I never wanted my time with you to end.
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Tom: You know, if your husband ever cheated on you, I’d kill him.
Lauren: Awhhhh, Tom that’s so sweet-
Tom: -Yah, hopefully, I’ll be married to Edward Cullen at that point so I could use my vampire powers.
So, schools back, which means procrastination can begin =) I really don’t have much to update tonight since I’ve only been home for a week, but Tom said something funny that I just HAVE to share!
Tom (while googling for monologues): Funny….Gay….Monologues. Search.
Lauren: …Did you just google “funny gay monologues?”
Tom: Yah, I don’t have time to develop a character.
I really want to fill out this survey but I bitch about Facebook surveys way too much to make a note myself. So it’s under the cut. Holla.
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I have the urge to do a facebook survey. Instead of embarrasing myself in a Note, I decided to do a cut in my blog. That’s what blogs are for, right? If you are as bored as I am and care to read random pointless facts about myself, follow ze cut. Peace.
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Well, its about that time of year- Santa’s elves are starting to make the toys, and if you’re smart like I am, you should start considering your Christmas List. Obviously, I have mine done already.
MY CHRISTMAS LIST
1. The Microphone Sponge-
Who wouldn’t want a microphone sponge? A shampoo bottle is clearly not a believable microphone.
2. Straws for the Lipless
No more worrying about lipstick marks!
3. Crack-Ho Barbie and Pimp Daddy Ken
Everyone needs a good role model, right?
4. The NuBrella
Because I enjoy looking like an asshole in public. Especially when I decide to take a bike ride in a business suit… in the rain.
…and last, but certainly not least…
5. THE HILARY CLINTON NUTCRACKER!
…I think this one is pretty self-explanatory.
MERRY CHRISTMAS! kbye.
NOTE: All of these inventions are, in fact, real.
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Did anyone else know you’re not supposed to use Q-Tips inside your ear? Apparently it causes ear infections. That’s lame.
kbye.
